Ever been stopped at Customs and thought 'Oi Oi!' – is it the size of my package or are they just pleased to see me? Welcome to the sleazy world of Customs and Sexcise where 'Uniform' meets 'Licence to Probe'. Officers Groper and Grinder, a couple of right horny fascists, have been called in for a big debrief with their boss Miss Domina Trix. She reminds them of the cardinal mottos of Customs and Sexcise – 'To Persecute The Travelling Public' and 'To Tamper With People's Packages'!
Scene 1: Dissatisfied with their efforts, Miss Domina Trix whips them into action. Having dispensed with Officer Grinder's er...grinder, Miss Trix administers further discipline to Officer Groper's simpering pussy, driving her point home with her favourite 'fascito' nightstick!
Scene 2: Back on duty, Grinder gets his hands dirty with Miss Chelsea Fista, whom he suspects of smuggling a trunk load of filthy sex toys. Unimpressed with her claim they're souvenirs for her Aunt, he plies her various orifices with the tools of his trade to convince himself of her innocence!
Scene 3: Meanwhile upstairs in the flight attendants lounge, Mi le High and Elena Cross Czech enjoy some pre - flight entertainment. Their pouting pussies like nothing better than to be pummelled with a monster duty free double-ender, giving new meaning to the phrase 'Deep Vein Thrombosis'!
Scene 4: Back in the Customs hall Groper has some rather pressing VAT issues to deal with. Unhappy with a quantity of Italian shoes, Groper makes the passenger pay off the excess in unique ways. Struggling to keep up with the maths, Groper's willing victim is taken to limits that will bring tears to your eyes!
Scene 5: Finally, late arriving passenger Miss Anna Spunja arouses the interest of Chief Immigration Officer, Mr Hindrance. Intensive probing is required to determine her 'cuntry' of origin. Slipping her in the back entrance, Groper & Hindrance eventually decide that they're very happy with all her credentials and stamp her passport 'Double Entry'!
