The markets are crashing but the cocks are rising in this all action anal drama!
At City firm Lizard Brothers, the Friday dress down code is almost as stretched as the company limos. Into this 'laid back' routine walks the new incoming boss Miss Anal, sphincter by name and arsehole by nature. Before long she has insulted and upset almost everybody including the company's biggest client, multi-billionaire Donald Thumper.
To repair Miss Anal's cock-up, the Board dispatches their top trouble-shooter, Miss Turnover to the car park to placate Thumper. Soothed by her lubricating manner and impressed by her spreadsheet, Thumper's thumper does some 'insider dealing' by enjoying a three-way dividend with Turnover and Fredericks, his sultry chauffeuse.
Meanwhile, back in the office, secretary Miss Hap is suffering at the hands of manager Miss Placed as the latter implements Miss Anal's new internal policies. Miss Hap dreams of her revenge and roles are reversed as Miss Hap administers severe sexual punishment (ordained by the Masonic Lodge of Secretaries) to Miss Placed for being a complete cunt!
Finally, having been seduced into staying on by his P.A. Miss Filo Fax, the outgoing Chief Executive Larry Goodtime calls a board meeting to resolve the problem of Miss Anal, 'public enema, Number 1'. With Thumper and his lawyer in attendance, Goodtime delivers Miss Anal her corporate cum-up-pence as a flurry of hot tongues and angry cocks audit her assets!
