Aqua: one of the most plentiful and essential of all the elements. Although colourless, tasteless and odourless - it is vital to life. Sounds boring? Well, if it's good enough for fish to fuck in, its good enough to be AQUAFUCT!
Scene 1: A couple of beach babes are struggling with their surfing technique. But help is at hand when some instructors walk by to hand out some helpful tips. In the process Taylor hurts her ankle, so they all retire to the hotel for treatment. Lets hope they don't get board stiff!
Scene 2: Having handed some handy surfing tips on the beach, Pete decides to give Taylor a crash course in surfing etiquette upstairs in the hotel. Will they make the break or will they surf up a damp squid?
Scene 3: When it rains it pours or so the saying goes. For Dries his mood is about to match the weather outside as his missus reveals that she has been having an affair with her friend Donna. Will this end moistly in a happy trio of wetness or will there be tears before bedtime?
Scene 4: Two scrubbers lead a mutiny aboard their captain's vessel, and discover some non-regulation equipment as they both go 'down below'. Once down stairs, the girls become first mates and discover the delights of Captain No Beard's cabin!
Scene 5: The Pool Cleaners: It is a beautiful English summers day and the boys are cleaning the pool. Or they are trying to. If it weren't for Miss Rich Bitch who keeps diving in the pool as the boys are working. There is only one thing on her mind as she nets both the boys and sets about clearing the blockage herself!
